There have been many things that have been going through my/my flat mates mind/s. I shall name a few here.
1. T-Shirt sayings: No, we totally love them. We agree that they are funny. But there should at least be a suitable place to write them! Certainly a girls T-Shirt is NOT the right place. I mean, you can not stare and read what valuable piece of literature is printed there. If you at all dare, bam! you are a sick bastard. I guess, I can say here, or rather speak here for the entire male-kind, “Girls, if you wear T-Shirts with stuff printed on it, please dont mind the stares. They are not at your “lovelies”, but at the thing covering them. You have been warned.”
2. The Pee-thing. Well, trust me, this one is one of the “productive” discussions that J(ust)A(void)T(hem) and I had in the past few days. So, the topic was, then you have to pee, is it the nature call that makes you go and get a little lighter, or is it the fact that your get reminded that you have to go pee. I was “arguing” in favour of the second one. Isnt it right that you dont rush out to pee the first time your “nature” calls you? You “miss” a call or two, and then later, your “missed call reminder” says “Damn you! Go Pee”. Isnt that the case? Or is it that you get first and “Last boarding call” for “all the passengers” who dont want to pee in their pants? Deep thinking man .. DEEP thinking.
3. Sex: Then again, all you desperate bastards reading this, sex also means gender!! So, there was this news on TV and paper yesterday about this “woman” who didnt clear the “sex” test. The good thing about this is, “she” is from India, or rather, “she” is representing India in the Doha Games. Us Indians are awesome at “QA (quality assurance/testing)” man, we can find faults in everything. And we go to great levels to exploit them. That “female” got a silver medal! I guess the Indian Selectors are taking the Foetus Sex Determination a little too far. Way too many years too far. “whadda guy man”
There have been some other recent developments in the world too. To name a few.
1. 6 point someone’s: I used to be the Idle Ideal for many in the college. I was idle the entire college life (ref. to acads) and got a job at nvidia to become an Ideal. Well, the crown has been passed on to my dear friend, Mr Fresher 2002, Arpan Patel. Great work man. Remember long time back, you felt sad that I didnt mention your name in one of my posts? This ones for you man, you Raock
. To others, this is another proof that CGPA doesnt matter all that.
2. InterHouse events.: I heard Patke-GoGo-KTN house won the Basketball and the Cricket cup this time. And who would have been better person to give the news than the captain of those teams. Even better were his words “Wanted to call someone, Ruchir didnt pick up his phone, so called you. Thanks man, you have been a very good support. I think I am gonna cry.” (No points for guessing who this cry baby is). Oh yeah, love you too!
3. Physics talk: There was this problem given in HC Verma (12th class, physics thing). The statement was, “If a beam balance has equal weights on both the sides and you displace one of the baskets to x distance, why does the beam come back to the 0 position?”. My physics teacher said, its something to do with the fulcrum. I wasnt satisfied. Today Tejo again explained it to me, kind of still not satisfied. If any one knows the answer, please do tell me.
Picture things.
1. Emran Hashmi: We have our very own Emran Hashmi. Girls of Pune, Beware!

2. This hill challenges me everyday and I never find time to beat it. Bad time management I will say

PS: The topic means “The One With” many things.
PS: “lovelies” taken from Scrubs.
PS: Just Avoid Them is the definition give by the JAT himself. Please dont shout at me.
PS: “whadda guy man” Tribute the the Great Arunabh Singh.
PS: Patke-GoGo-KTN house also known to some as Aakash House.
PS: The guy in other pic is GJ(48) and he is not the one I plan to beat. Look whats there in the background. Its a HILL
PS: I know you want to say “nVidia Rocks!” so just ahead and say it. Because It Does
PS: I love Bastketball. Will write some interesting basketball stories sometime.