Someone wrote something about 10 best places to hang out in Hyderabad. I know one in Pune which
sure is better than any in the world. I will tell you why:
0. First thing in the mornining, you can hear one guy singing (??) and the loudest of the tones (suprisingly, his lowest!).
1. Every morning, you can hear a mix of gay-pop songs by britney from one room and Best of the Rock by Maiden, Metallica, Alice in Chains, Led Zep, Joe Sat etc from another.
2. Every morning you can see a guy exercising while listening to “Rocky training” Music.
3. Every morning you can see one guy walking topless and another walking with only his “jockey” on.
4. Every morning you can see the topless guy trying to pull down another guys towel after the other guy had just taken a bath.
5. Just when you thought the morning masti was over, you see two Men (stress on Men) standing side by side and arguing, no fighting, WHILE dancing about which step is to be done and in what manner. That too on shakira songs.
6. And in the end you can see a guy, just before leaving for his office, going to brush his teeth. The reason, he innocently states is, “this is the first time I am coming out of my room and near the place where the tooth-brush is kept!”
After the morning hanging out is done, lets talk about about the evening one.
1. From outsiders perspective, the place is silent till like 8-9 in the night, and then all of a sudden
there is HUGE noise coming. Reasons, people are BACK!
2. All of a sudden all the “tired” people get all the energy in the world and a whole array of jokes gets “malloc”ed.
3. One of the “pretty” ones gets to face the most, ummm how to put it, the Horny-ness, where rest of the bunch shouts “choo choo Choole na”
4. Once all the energy is vented out in the next half an hour or so the people are fed with tasty home made northy food.
5. After dinner and the after-dinner-BC everyone is given one seperate room with a comp/TV to enjoy the rest of the night the way they want.
If you want to Hang Out with these bunch of idiots/retards/fun-loving-bunch-of-people, do “Pay” us a visit at
B4/602, MontVert Pristine, Near Kharki station, Off Aundh Kharki Road, Khariki, Pune.
PS: With this post, I officially make this “alternate” meaning famous:
Word: “Hangout” : The activity that is of a guy opening his zippers, hanging “it” out and letting go of the call that nature made. (basically, a guy peeing)
Usage: 1. He hangs out a lot. He might be having Diabetes. 2. Wait for me, I will just hang out and then we can leave.
