Amazo(i)n :D

So, this friend of mine works at Amazon. One fine day, we get a mail from him saying, “i am the laughing stock of amazon” and he gave some reason. This is what Sat believes happened.

bash$ wget http://www.sex.com/jenna_jameson_stark_naked_AWSUM.mpg
–00:14:24– http://sex.com
=> `jenna_jameson_stark_naked_AWSUM.mpg’

HTTP request sent, awaiting response… 200 OK
Length: 712,235,724 [text/html]

50%[================ >] 102.4Kb/s ETA 35:03

Warning: Disk quota exceeded for user y2r_the_rock

bash$fuck
fuck: Command not found

bash$ du -sh ./*
894M ./Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED
3.5TB ./profane
125MB ./mail

bash$rm -rf ./Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED
rm: Cannot remove
./Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED: Permission
denied

bash$ls -al ./Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED
rwx-rwx-r-x 1 root stud_developers 4096 11:44
Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED

bash$ mail -s”Authorisation required” ruchs_boss@amazon.com
Dear Sir,
I have found some inconsistencies in the Global warehouse data which
are causing massive losses of upto $3.5 million a day. I suspect
everyone else in my office is part of this conspiracy. Please add me
into the stud developers group so that I can fix it.
Regards,
Ruch

 

bash$sleep 3h; rm -rf ./Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED

bash$ wget http://www.sex.com/jenna_jameson_stark_naked_AWSUM.mpg
–00:14:24– http://sex.com
=> `jenna_jameson_stark_naked_AWSUM.mpg’
HTTP request sent, awaiting response… 200 OK
Length: 712,235,724 [text/html]

100%[===============================>] 106.4Kb/s ETA 00:00

bash$mplayer jenna_jameson_stark_naked_AWSUM.mpg
No X server running on 0:0

Exiting …

bash$wtf??
wtf:Command not found

April fool? Me?

Damn it But its unfair! If a girl asks you out, you HAVE to say Yes .. April Fools Day or not Damn it Girls shouldnt be allowed to take part in the april fools day jokes

Anyway, google is awesome Check this link here. I wish I worked for google!

In other google related things, check this out too! Guess they were too afraid of the Conspiracy People, they have the shadows aligned properly

PS: Any relation? LinuX Windows Xp Mac Os X .. why the X ?