Life’s a joke ..

Life is full of weird incidents. Something that you can just laugh at. You know, something like when you are taking a shower and want to apply Garnier/Himalaya Face Wash, how weird the slightly grown beard feels. Make you feel like using the razor again, that too against the hair growth.

Now, another weird thing is the word Metro-Sexual.You know, it represents the sect of society who although, can pee while standing but because its not clean enough (drops falling from a height tend to splatter when come in contact with hard ground) they prefer sitting down and peeing. Or those who can chose to not care about their skin being damaged by the sun but prefer to put sunscreen instead. Or those who can actually live with long hair on their limbs but prefer to trim them because, now lets agree with them here, because they dont look all that clean/sophisticated.

I am not saying I am one. I am not even remotely close to one. I am a little close in some senses, I know some such people. One of them once said, “i dont think these cream work at all, but if i have to use, i will use only garnier products.” What really shocked me was the beautiful usage of the word “Products”. But seems he is right, his close female friend told him this.

I know another guy who uses lip balm (darroo-data, reading this?). I guess I cant blame him either for using it. He says he has dry skin, so he has to use lip balm. I never said anything about the lip balm. But the shocker comes from the color of balm casing. It was bright shining PINK.

I guess Pink, “products” and sanitary napkins are soon going to be changed from women thing to a sexless thing. The new “girl” thing is Not the K series but an equally interesting thing. K series is boring. Blogs are better. Thats what couple of friends of mine were talking when i met them sometime back. They were talking about bloggers like they were real life characters in their life.

friend A: Did you read the blog by compulsive confessor?

friend B: Yeah, she is so nice. You know, when ever I see any short female in delhi, i think its her. I am sure she is short and has boy cut hair.

Friend A: You know XYZ got married.

Friend B: I wonder to whom…

They are talking about them as if they are .. K characters. Soon enough, thats going to the talk in the bars and pubs. The sports heroes will lose their position. Ferrari’s posters will be long gone from hostels. It would be taken by blog templates of K characters. I am sure its again done by Ekta Kapoor. She is paying bloggers. She is planning to start online serials where 100 bloggers end up together. some die and are reborn.

When such a day comes, I am sure I will be safe. The address of my place in hisar is on the lines of the error you get when you click on this . My dad is a computer savy i am sure. That why the house number he chose was 404! (badjoke). And sys admins are for sure not! I guess, nothing can be done about this.

Anyway, life is funny.

PS: my addr is 404, Sector __, hisar.

PS2: sanitary napkins will be used to absorb the excess sweat that comes in those areas, by guys. Its my prediction!

PS3: Counter argument for pee drops splattering .. URINALS!