This one reads:
“If you remember the Sixties, Maybe you werent stoned enough”
“Those were the heydays of Psychedelia and flower power”
“A decade dedicated to Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll”
“Ant it may have been and a hallucination, but the whole world seemed to be wearing levi’s”
Read the rest of them yourself…
Replying to comments on the prev. Post.
On my touch:
1. I can install 1000’s of apps and make the whole experience better.
2. I can write on it, and i mean Write.
my signature for mails sent from my phone is
““writing” from my touch. spelling nristaKcs are due to bad hand writing.“
3. The touch response is fast. I can type really really fast in landscape mode with my two thumbs.
4. Slow processor problem can be over taken by overclocking the processor.
5. I can play games on it.
6. I can install and play 3d games. This includes Call of Duty!
7. I can transfer files over Bluetooth, and hence can use the phone as a remote control for my PC.
8. I can connect to my wireless lan and use the networking features like mapping and unmaping network drives, copy files to and fro from the PC.
9. Since it has WinMobile 6, i can do a remote desktop to my PC.
10. Since its Windows, there are a lot of apps. Like unreal streaming media player and watch TV being streamed over the network (TV on IIIT Lan…rmr?)
11. Since its windows, i can install various media players and hence play virtually any and every video format know. What more, i can play things over network, being streamed, from the net, and various memory cards.
12. I can install apps to control my desktop over the wireles LAN. Including mouse movements. Something like touching the touchscreen and moving the mouse.
13. I can change the registries and hence change various features of the OS. Something like to use cache or not. How much of the Cache to use?
14. If I want IPhone like GUI, i can always install apps that can do the same for me 
including “slide to unlock”.
An IPhone on the other hand, Can Not do these.
OVL: Lasik is good, i am happy i got it done. World wasnt this good for a long time now. Tell me if you want more details
I recently bought Htc Touch. The phone Rocks. Its so good a thing that when compared with iphone, it still sounds better in most things.
Anyway, it cost me 19K, so for me this is the best thing eer made by man (after my laptop ofcourse, which is around 3 times better).
My ex flatmate had bought a Sony Ericsson 830i or something like that for 17K. Now, the funny thing about that phone was, it used to do the same things like my 550i (cost me 9K around 6 months before he bought it). So, thats some intelligent shopping for you.
Coming back to Touchy-Feely, the phone is amazing. Has everything you want (no IR though). The phone is SO customisable that i am right now overclocking it :). Running a TI Omap 850 at 260mhz (stock processor = 201, for touch, they scaled that down to 186).
It has WLAN and Bluetooth. So basically, as long as i am in range i am connected to my home network. The Windows Mobile 6 enables me to enjoy RemoteDesktop and similar apps let me control the desktop remotely.
It has been over a month since i bought it, and i am still not bored with it. Usually the bored-of-it timeline is 1 week max for any and every electrical/electronic equipment. I find new apps to install and exploit the phone in every possible way.
One Last thing. I want to start “No PS movement”. Seems people are writing 3 boring lines in their posts and then 100 interesting ones in PSes. Please shift them to the main area. Its all chudur IVs fault.
Oh, that flatmate of mine, made his sister buy the phone for him. Call it submission to begging or sisters love, he got it.
It was more than 10 months ago now on a fine sunday morning, that i decided to get a hair cut. But the Laziness in me, thought otherwise.
“If I decide to grow my hair, i wont have to get up and go for a haircut. Today, or for next many months”
And then around a month back, on again a sunday morning, i decided to shave my beard. But then, Laziness, enjoying the sweet victory for the past 10 months, won again.
Here is what i am talking about.
My office mates LOVE screwing my hair. Their aim now is to tie a knot ..
Life is full of weird incidents. Something that you can just laugh at. You know, something like when you are taking a shower and want to apply Garnier/Himalaya Face Wash, how weird the slightly grown beard feels. Make you feel like using the razor again, that too against the hair growth.
Now, another weird thing is the word Metro-Sexual.You know, it represents the sect of society who although, can pee while standing but because its not clean enough (drops falling from a height tend to splatter when come in contact with hard ground) they prefer sitting down and peeing. Or those who can chose to not care about their skin being damaged by the sun but prefer to put sunscreen instead. Or those who can actually live with long hair on their limbs but prefer to trim them because, now lets agree with them here, because they dont look all that clean/sophisticated.
I am not saying I am one. I am not even remotely close to one. I am a little close in some senses, I know some such people. One of them once said, “i dont think these cream work at all, but if i have to use, i will use only garnier products.” What really shocked me was the beautiful usage of the word “Products”. But seems he is right, his close female friend told him this.
I know another guy who uses lip balm (darroo-data, reading this?). I guess I cant blame him either for using it. He says he has dry skin, so he has to use lip balm. I never said anything about the lip balm. But the shocker comes from the color of balm casing. It was bright shining PINK.
I guess Pink, “products” and sanitary napkins are soon going to be changed from women thing to a sexless thing. The new “girl” thing is Not the K series but an equally interesting thing. K series is boring. Blogs are better. Thats what couple of friends of mine were talking when i met them sometime back. They were talking about bloggers like they were real life characters in their life.
friend A: Did you read the blog by compulsive confessor?
friend B: Yeah, she is so nice. You know, when ever I see any short female in delhi, i think its her. I am sure she is short and has boy cut hair.
Friend A: You know XYZ got married.
Friend B: I wonder to whom…
They are talking about them as if they are .. K characters. Soon enough, thats going to the talk in the bars and pubs. The sports heroes will lose their position. Ferrari’s posters will be long gone from hostels. It would be taken by blog templates of K characters. I am sure its again done by Ekta Kapoor. She is paying bloggers. She is planning to start online serials where 100 bloggers end up together. some die and are reborn.
When such a day comes, I am sure I will be safe. The address of my place in hisar is on the lines of the error you get when you click on this . My dad is a computer savy i am sure. That why the house number he chose was 404! (badjoke). And sys admins are for sure not! I guess, nothing can be done about this.
Anyway, life is funny.
PS: my addr is 404, Sector __, hisar.
PS2: sanitary napkins will be used to absorb the excess sweat that comes in those areas, by guys. Its my prediction!
PS3: Counter argument for pee drops splattering .. URINALS!
Getting lasik done.
Pray for me…
With great powers, come great reponsibilities.
With Great heights, come great compliments.
Case A:
Long time back, I was walking back to my house. I crossed two sweet kids, females. Just as I passed them, I heard one of them say
“Hawwwww, Kitna lamba ladka hai..”
Its the best and the most innocent comment/compliment that I have received so far.
Case B:
Today, when I was coming back to my flat, there were two girls in the lift with me. They were quiet for about 10-15 seconds and then one of them says “Hey! Whats your height?”. I was left with an expression that had the flavours of Shock, Happiness and pride. Later in the conversation, I found out that her height was 5′ ahem 1″.
Its always a nice thing to hear such remarks. Makes your day. Thanks to god for making me as big a (moron?) human as he has. I wish you all a happy and long life with a good height to go with that !
So, this friend of mine works at Amazon. One fine day, we get a mail from him saying, “i am the laughing stock of amazon” and he gave some reason. This is what Sat believes happened.
bash$ wget http://www.sex.com/jenna_jameson_stark_naked_AWSUM.mpg
–00:14:24– http://sex.com
=> `jenna_jameson_stark_naked_AWSUM.mpg’
HTTP request sent, awaiting response… 200 OK
Length: 712,235,724 [text/html]
50%[================ >] 102.4Kb/s ETA 35:03
Warning: Disk quota exceeded for user y2r_the_rock
bash$fuck
fuck: Command not found
bash$ du -sh ./*
894M ./Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED
3.5TB ./profane
125MB ./mail
bash$rm -rf ./Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED
rm: Cannot remove
./Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED: Permission
denied
bash$ls -al ./Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED
rwx-rwx-r-x 1 root stud_developers 4096 11:44
Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED
bash$ mail -s”Authorisation required” ruchs_boss@amazon.com
Dear Sir,
I have found some inconsistencies in the Global warehouse data which
are causing massive losses of upto $3.5 million a day. I suspect
everyone else in my office is part of this conspiracy. Please add me
into the stud developers group so that I can fix it.
Regards,
Ruch
bash$sleep 3h; rm -rf ./Global_warehouse_data_ONLINE_EXTREME_CAUTION_REQUIRED
bash$ wget http://www.sex.com/jenna_jameson_stark_naked_AWSUM.mpg
–00:14:24– http://sex.com
=> `jenna_jameson_stark_naked_AWSUM.mpg’
HTTP request sent, awaiting response… 200 OK
Length: 712,235,724 [text/html]
100%[===============================>] 106.4Kb/s ETA 00:00
bash$mplayer jenna_jameson_stark_naked_AWSUM.mpg
No X server running on 0:0
Exiting …
bash$wtf??
wtf:Command not found
Damn it 
But its unfair! If a girl asks you out, you HAVE to say Yes .. April Fools Day or not Damn it Girls shouldnt be allowed to take part in the april fools day jokes
Anyway, google is awesome 
Check this link here. I wish I worked for google!
In other google related things, check this out too! Guess they were too afraid of the Conspiracy People, they have the shadows aligned properly 
PS: Any relation? LinuX Windows Xp Mac Os X .. why the X ?
